I’ve asked my bookface friends to visit this page, watch the short videos below, and leave a comment with the number of the videos you think should WIN a professor-baked batch of CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!

Your criteria is your own! Choose on the merits (whatever you think they are)! Choose randomly! Choose out of spite! Rank them first choice, second choice, and third choice. DO IT NOW PLEASE!!

NOTE: Please do NOT share these videos with the world. Thanks!

ANOTHER NOTE: You may need to start the video and pause it for 10 or 15 seconds so that it loads up before playing through.

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The contest was set up with the following rules.

Tell a story using digital video, with an audio track!
Your movie must contain the following elements:
1. A chase
2. Someone saying the phrase, “I never expected to discover this about myself.”
3. An actor over the age of 30
4. Dancing
5. A written word of 6 syllables or more.
6. Characters clearly exhibiting the following emotions: fear, sadness, anger, happiness, and embarrassment
7. Someone carrying something extremely heavy
8. A non-human mammal – OR – a person completely soaking wet

Additional restrictions:
EXACTLY 30 SECONDS LONG!
INCLUDE OPENING TITLES & END CREDITS
NO COPYRIGHT VIOLATIONS
NO GUNS, NO DRUGS, NO NUDITY, NO WAKING UP AND DISCOVERING IT WAS ALL A DREAM
WORK IN GROUPS OF 2 OR 3
FINAL EXPORTED MOVIE FINISHED IN 2 HOURS
A COHERENT NARRATIVE, WITH AN AUDIO TRACK OF SOME KIND

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# 1 OVER TIME BUT WORTH WATCHING

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# 2 HOUGHTON GANGNAM STYLE

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# 3 WELCOME TO HOUGHTON

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#4 HUTHERMAGOOBERLY

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#5 HOUGHTON JAIL

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#6 HC GEOGRAPHIC

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